Officially unofficial and delightfully underwhelming.
Dear Jam Lovers,
We regret to inform you that due to unforeseen circumstances — namely Mrs Tuppence’s extended holiday and the mysterious disappearance of her secret doilies — our village jam reserves have plummeted to an alarming low.
We are currently accepting theories, comforting tales, and leftover biscuits as part of our jam restoration efforts.
Village Rumors
Some say the hedgehog’s been hoarding the last jars.
Others whisper about a midnight jam heist led by the local badger brigade.
A few reckon the jam’s just too shy to come out in public these days.
How to Help
Leave your emergency jam requests at the Village Shoppe counter.
Offer any spare fruit or vaguely sticky containers to Mrs Tuppence’s cat.
Practice patience and enjoy a nice cup of tea (with or without jam).
